I found a great new blog today called Rejectomacy! The latest post is an interview with Gabrielle Harbowy, managing editor at Dragon Moon Press:
As an editor, Gabrielle has many strange and wondrous powers, one of which is removing rejectomancy points from foolish Rejectomancers who fall prey to SSD (special snowflake disorder) or FTFFD (failure to follow fucking directions). But her powers are not always used for evil, and her suite of extraordinary abilities includes many that are beneficial to the Rejectomancer. Follow all the submission guidelines, proofread and revise your story, and she may bestow such boons as Read to the End or Create Constructive Criticism or that most potent of editorial blessings, Aura of Acceptance. But writers beware, she also has access to the dreaded Random Reject Table.
Read the rest here.
And remember everyone- drown your sorrows in non-destructive ways!
Now excuse me while I have my third cup of therapy coffee- time to get to heart-exploding levels!